What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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