I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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