just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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