i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
worst night to have a conscience
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Blood and glitter go together right?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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