The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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