i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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