There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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