It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
