Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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