their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i think im in europe. pls send help
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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