My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He better not be in your backpack
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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