Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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