Where did you get a picture of my penis
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Can I color on your dick again?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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