Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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