You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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