belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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