oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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