I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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