I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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