i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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