Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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