Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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