I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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