How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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