Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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