Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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