shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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