So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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