OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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