i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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