Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Spinning.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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