Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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