I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Your topless pictures make me question reality
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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