dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
