Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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