i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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