i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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