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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?

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  Remember that time you hooked up with him?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.

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  Emoooo

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  i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Stay away from his face.

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  so i go for his dick?

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• (310): View more from California

  I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'

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• (425): View more from Washington

  all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper

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• (714): View more from California

  BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.

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  I am going to be fat forever.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Did you put my shoes in the freezer.

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  Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.

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