I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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