Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
