Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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