so explain again why im purple
no
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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