nut hugger
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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