its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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