glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
