4 words: hood of his car
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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