as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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