I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I could make wine with my vomit
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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