I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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