What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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