Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Pooping to opera.
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