We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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